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ORANGE-U ASHAMED

  • Writer: Mad Yankee
    Mad Yankee
  • Jul 17, 2020
  • 1 min read

Beginning today til the 3rd of November

All of us must do our best to remember

The words he has spoken, this orange-haired wussy

Beginning with “I grab them all by the pussy.”

At Charlottesville white power gangs all ran riot

Our oafish commander could barely keep quiet

Approaching the mike with vainglorious strides

He stated “There’s very fine people on both sides.”

“A symbol of hate,”- Black Lives Matter,- he said.

While the National Guard beat them over the head.

The Confederate Flag, “that’s just freedom of speech.”

But taking a knee for the anthem’s a breach

Of the proper respect we must pay to our banners

Who knew that this crude, vulgar, boor had such manners?

The NFL games must go on without hitches

The protesting players were all “sons of bitches.”

And let’s not forget our amigos down south

There is no restraint for his ugly foul mouth

“The Mexican rapists” are coming to stay

Build walls to keep all “shit-hole” people away.

The fair sex is victimized by his poor breeding

Accusing a woman of interminable “bleeding.”

And oh, if you’re Asian beware what you do

According to him you have brought us “Kung Flu.”

As for the Jews his quote is not funny

“I only want them to count my money”

For peaceful protests there are no hugs

They’re all a bunch of violent “thugs.”

Our cities are all overrun and “infested”

And Hillary Clinton “should be arrested.”

His dog whistle racism stokes white conceit

So let’s not forget his “White Power” retweet

Our country cries out to be saved from this chump

Who loudly declared “That White House is a dump.”

Let’s give him a home that he richly deserves

With Manafort, Cohen and the rest of the pervs.

 
 
 

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1 Comment


plrockhold
Jul 18, 2020

ORANGE-U ASHAMED hits the nail right on the head.

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