ODE TO CHEERLEADERS
- Mad Yankee
- Apr 8, 2019
- 2 min read
Once upon a midnight dreary, (oh no I’ve got my poems confused)
I came upon a sad and teary tale so trite and overused
I found it in a prominent paper it may have been the New York Times
The author though she tried to shape her
Story couldn’t hide the crimes
Rah Rah Rah block that kick Jennings or Woodruff take your pick
The drumbeat goes on every day validation to the state
A tribute to the American way or honor to a trade magnate
Yet hardly ever in this land we hear that we have done a wrong
It’s always easier to join the band it’s always easier to sing along
Rah Rah Rah hold that line O’Reilly, Blitzer both are fine
The pen of privilege dictates truth without it we would all be lost
Still, victims of wars and bloody ruth less carnage cry: But what’s the cost?
The unemployment rate’s too high Sean Hannity has just the spin
So lift those pom pons to the sky don’t let the sorry truth get in
Rah Rah Rah strike him out Ailes or Williams leave no doubt
The lives we live hang by a thread it’s best we look the other way
A bomb leaves ten Iraqis dead it’s not our problem the pundits say
And if by chance in some far off place a million elders die of hunger
We shrug for it’s a different race the population will be younger
Rah Rah Rah Slaaam dunk Couric or Beck speak no bunk
The scribes who serve all those in power write their stories with a slant
Cheerful faces we need no dour critics to destroy the chant
It’s Brokaw, Krauthammer and George Will they all know how to turn a phrase
They help us swallow the bitter pill they keep us strong our fists we raise
Rah Rah Rah double play Brooks and Dowd know what to say
We pay them well we lavish guys with costumes, make-up all the perks
We never see their silly lies it never fails it always works
Can anyone deny the fact beneath this thin veneer of bluster
The corporate state remains intact but America has lost its luster
Rah Rah Rah dee-fense Lauer, Sawyer make no sense
On Rumsfeld, On Palin, On John McCain (this poem has lost its way once more)
Sad to say it’s still quite plain that so few people know the score
The spokesman, anchor, op-ed writer they serve their leader, corporate master
Unburden us, our hearts grow lighter our pulses beat a little faster
Rah Rah Rah go team cheerleaders save the American dream
How do I love thee let me count (this mixing poems just has to stop)
Dear Rush please help us to surmount the one per cent that’s at the top
Then siss boom bah let’s raise a glass to those who boldly lead the cheer
Just give Americans a free pass keep telling us what we want to hear
Rah Rah Rah get some hits let’s all applaud for hypocrites





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